Frank stated to his friend at the pub, “I’m not sure what to get my
wife for her birthday because she already has everything, and on top of that,…”
I’m stuck since she can afford to buy anything she wants.
“I have an idea!” his companion exclaimed.
Why don’t you create a certificate stating that she is allowed to enjoy wonderful sex for sixty minutes, however she pleases.
She will most likely be overjoyed.
Frank made the choice to heed his friend’s counsel.
At the pub the following day, his pal stated:
Alright? Have you acted upon my recommendation?
Frank said, “Yeah, I did.”
“Did she enjoy it?” “Yes, indeed!
She leaped up, gave me a quick kiss on the forehead, thanked me, and bolted out the door, screaming:
“I’ll return in an hour!”