An Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee at the prestigious Royal St. Andrews Golf Club, one of the most renowned courses in all of Scotland. The sun was shining, and the lush green fairways stretched out before them, beckoning for a day of leisurely golf. As she prepared to take her shot, she bent over gracefully to place her ball on the tee.
But, just as she was about to address the ball, a sudden gust of wind swept across the open fairway, catching her skirt and lifting it in a fluttering dance. The fabric billowed around her, revealing an unexpected secret: she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded in a mixture of shock and disbelief.
His voice was loud enough to draw the attention of nearby golfers, who turned to see what had caused the commotion. The wife blushed deeply, her cheeks turning a shade of crimson to rival the roses that lined the fairway.
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